Sunday 12 January 2014

Third floor of the house

Positives about living on the third floor of the house:

-  No murderer is ever going to bother to walk up all dem stairs to kill me, and if he does I'll have enough time after hearing the first murder to jump out the window to the roof, onto the conservatory and down to the ground and run away.


Negatives about living on the third floor of the house:

-  I have to walk up and down all them damn stairs every day just to get a drink.

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